








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Renown | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,586 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3745 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4784 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3280 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3777 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $953,482 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 245 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KnusprigerSeemann | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | general47 | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Panigale# | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | Chilli | 56% | 169 |
| #5 | SANYTOL | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Panigale# | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | Chilli | 56% | 169 |
| #5 | SANYTOL | 48% | 27 |
| #6 | palm2k~~~ | 41% | 37 |
| #7 | padawan | 38% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chilli | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | KnusprigerSeemann | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | palm2k~~~ | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | SANYTOL | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | general47 | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chilli | 372 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | padawan | 238 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | KnusprigerSeemann | 139 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | SANYTOL | 77 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | palm2k~~~ | 65 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MeDoJeD | +2.14 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | KnusprigerSeemann | +1.98 | 62 | 64 |
| #3 | padawan | +1.22 | 64 | 70 |
| #4 | Chilli | +0.01 | 58 | 69 |
| #5 | SANYTOL | -0.04 | 52 | 75 |





