








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1956 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1424 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 641 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1251 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $255,273 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RavenOvero | 48% | 120 |
| #2 | kindlydusty | 47% | 213 |
| #3 | Construcker | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | Nfexf | 39% | 36 |
| #5 | Johny | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RavenOvero | 48% | 120 |
| #2 | kindlydusty | 47% | 213 |
| #3 | Construcker | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | Nfexf | 39% | 36 |
| #5 | Johny | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kindlydusty | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Johny | 2 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | RavenOvero | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kindlydusty | 551 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | RavenOvero | 183 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Construcker | 108 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | Johny | 35 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | Nfexf | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johny | +4.46 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | Construcker | +3.06 | 69 | 75 |
| #3 | Nick | +0.28 | 48 | 49 |
| #4 | kindlydusty | -0.36 | 37 | 52 |
| #5 | Nfexf | -1.01 | 63 | 15 |





