








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5937 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4334 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2483 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3270 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $944,722 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βͺ levson- | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | fOORGY | 58% | 52 |
| #3 | vers | 54% | 63 |
| #4 | KST | 51% | 243 |
| #5 | πππ πΎππππ | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βͺ levson- | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | fOORGY | 58% | 52 |
| #3 | vers | 54% | 63 |
| #4 | KST | 51% | 243 |
| #5 | πππ πΎππππ | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KST | 24 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | vers | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | fOORGY | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | πππ πΎππππ | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KST | 1221 | 0.23 | 28 min |
| #2 | fOORGY | 184 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | vers | 146 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | βͺ levson- | 90 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | πππ πΎππππ | 26 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fOORGY | +4.20 | 95 | 52 |
| #2 | βͺ levson- | +3.53 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | jimmyF | +0.38 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | KST | +0.23 | 56 | 62 |
| #5 | πππ πΎππππ | -0.86 | 59 | 61 |





