








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2900 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2840 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2380 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1778 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2645 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,798 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HUWIE!?!? | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | Ramadan Steve | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | jnx- *Logitech G | 49% | 89 |
| #4 | shtatic (haHa!) | 48% | 130 |
| #5 | Nutterz | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jnx- *Logitech G | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | shtatic (haHa!) | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Nutterz | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jnx- *Logitech G | 389 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | shtatic (haHa!) | 277 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ramadan Steve | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nutterz | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | HUWIE!?!? | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mayo | +1.92 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | shtatic (haHa!) | +0.47 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | jnx- *Logitech G | -0.95 | 48 | 64 |
| #4 | Ramadan Steve | -1.12 | 74 | 61 |
| #5 | HUWIE!?!? | -1.49 | 36 | 80 |





