








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 614 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2308 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3060 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3036 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2111 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,340,737 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XXXGOD | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Snakeguy | 59% | 79 |
| #3 | I Smell Feet | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | storm | 58% | 38 |
| #5 | M@ | 54% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astra | 10 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | FryGuyTime | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Sarge | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | M@ | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Snakeguy | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FryGuyTime | 272 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | Astra | 261 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | M@ | 197 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Snakeguy | 106 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | XXXGOD | 60 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XXXGOD | +4.81 | 80 | 80 |
| #2 | Hammie | +1.73 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | storm | +1.61 | 85 | 42 |
| #4 | Snakeguy | +0.54 | 74 | 61 |
| #5 | Leupold | +0.14 | 50 | 36 |





