








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1450 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 451 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10164 | 44% |
| Smokes | 7767 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2055 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 3085 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,769,953 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 622 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Oye | 20 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | The Cowmazing | 17 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | ✿Areina✿ | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Beniffy | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | -QuickSilver- | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Oye | 1049 | 0.19 | 28 min |
| #2 | ✿Areina✿ | 831 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #3 | -QuickSilver- | 362 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | The Cowmazing | 293 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | xX_420_BlazeIt_Xx | 128 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Cowmazing | +2.54 | 59 | 52 |
| #2 | The Oye | +2.24 | 43 | 74 |
| #3 | e.dafydd | +1.63 | 52 | 64 |
| #4 | xX_420_BlazeIt_Xx | +1.20 | 77 | 55 |
| #5 | jessieeeee | -0.82 | 46 | 32 |





