








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2117 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3156 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1519 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2551 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $983,621 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aXXa | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | LucidiT | 69% | 77 |
| #3 | Yung | 67% | 49 |
| #4 | Sear Without Fear | 67% | 55 |
| #5 | Wangaroo | 66% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | LucidiT | 69% | 77 |
| #3 | Yung | 67% | 49 |
| #4 | Sear Without Fear | 67% | 55 |
| #5 | Wangaroo | 66% | 59 |
| #6 | senior | 64% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sear Without Fear | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | LucidiT | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Yung | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | aXXa | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wangaroo | 251 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | Yung | 191 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | LucidiT | 190 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | senior | 190 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Sear Without Fear | 175 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sear Without Fear | +2.92 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | LucidiT | +2.77 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | Wangaroo | +1.82 | 76 | 69 |
| #4 | Yung | +1.72 | 93 | 70 |
| #5 | aXXa | +1.06 | 66 | 68 |





