








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 706 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5573 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1586 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 3124 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3389 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,226,039 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matilde | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | ICWhiteTiger | 53% | 347 |
| #3 | Kempa | 48% | 255 |
| #4 | s | 48% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matilde | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | ICWhiteTiger | 53% | 347 |
| #3 | Kempa | 48% | 255 |
| #4 | s | 48% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kempa | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | s | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | ICWhiteTiger | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | matilde | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s | 1159 | 0.28 | 28 min |
| #2 | ICWhiteTiger | 429 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | Kempa | 269 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #4 | matilde | 35 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matilde | +3.04 | 80 | 40 |
| #2 | TrafficVinyl | +2.26 | 66 | 58 |
| #3 | Kempa | +0.29 | 74 | 55 |
| #4 | s | -0.65 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | ICWhiteTiger | -1.34 | 77 | 46 |





