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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 553 | 33% |
| Smokes | 630 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 275 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 204 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $222,708 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TacNaibihpma | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | Perseus | 36% | 22 |
| #6 | karamBALL | 36% | 28 |
| #7 | Shock | 29% | 7 |
| #8 | RiPLeX | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karamBALL | +2.81 | 51 | 61 |
| #2 | TacNaibihpma | +2.25 | 29 | 55 |
| #3 | Shock | +1.36 | 35 | 53 |
| #4 | Memofu | +0.45 | 23 | 35 |
| #5 | Perseus | -0.97 | 34 | 48 |





