








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 292 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5326 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2681 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 5248 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2399 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,359,827 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FranzP | 48% | 232 |
| #2 | Spooky Pagre | 48% | 122 |
| #3 | AavikkoKettu | 46% | 69 |
| #4 | plasma ball | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | Crimm | 45% | 376 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FranzP | 48% | 232 |
| #2 | Spooky Pagre | 48% | 122 |
| #3 | AavikkoKettu | 46% | 69 |
| #4 | plasma ball | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | Crimm | 45% | 376 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FranzP | 37 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Crimm | 28 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Spooky Pagre | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | plasma ball | 9 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | AavikkoKettu | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FranzP | 629 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | Crimm | 474 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | Spooky Pagre | 155 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | AavikkoKettu | 65 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | plasma ball | 61 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AavikkoKettu | +6.12 | 80 | 53 |
| #2 | FranzP | +4.45 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | Crimm | +1.16 | 56 | 45 |
| #4 | Spooky Pagre | -1.83 | 19 | 34 |
| #5 | plasma ball | -2.26 | 16 | 23 |





