








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
23 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 65 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 25 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 19 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $10,100 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flawless | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Paling Pirlo | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | D10N | 20% | 5 |
| #4 | Rommelman | 20% | 5 |
| #5 | Hoffie2003 | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flawless | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Paling Pirlo | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | D10N | 20% | 5 |
| #4 | Rommelman | 20% | 5 |
| #5 | Hoffie2003 | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hoffie2003 | 1 | 0.0172 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rommelman | 5 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #2 | Flawless | 2 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | Paling Pirlo | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flawless | +8.32 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | Rommelman | +2.38 | 69 | 16 |
| #3 | D10N | -1.51 | 45 | 14 |
| #4 | Hoffie2003 | -1.55 | 67 | 14 |
| #5 | Jarno1020 | -5.33 | 47 | 41 |





