








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Wingman | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3315 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3413 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3744 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4589 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,389,918 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 43% | 42 | ||
| #7 | dArboży^^^ | 41% | 127 |
| #8 | ღ ν ί c т σ я ί α ஐ | 38% | 50 |
| 32% | 57 | ||
| 30% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | 0.0022 | ||
| 9 | 0.0033 | ||
| #3 | dArboży^^^ | 6 | 0.0022 |
| 4 | 0.0043 | ||
| 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1003 | 0.22 | 25 min | ||
| 287 | 0.07 | 8 min | ||
| #3 | dArboży^^^ | 217 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| 213 | 0.23 | 5 min | ||
| 158 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +3.34 | 59 | 73 | ||
| +2.30 | 67 | 74 | ||
| #3 | MalisZ | +1.45 | 58 | 61 |
| #4 | ☘ NiiHooYaa ☘ | +1.06 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | ★𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙ツ | +0.91 | 63 | 52 |





