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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,563 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5298 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5078 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3118 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2069 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,258,497 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ππ΅πΈππ = water | 46% | 41 |
| #6 | harry the flop cat | 46% | 41 |
| #7 | Vigilanteduck | 46% | 101 |
| #8 | teey | 38% | 68 |
| #9 | felix | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ΅πΈππ = water | 8 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | harry the flop cat | 8 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | shiftwalk | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Vigilanteduck | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | teey | 6 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harry the flop cat | +7.59 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | shiftwalk | +2.26 | 62 | 22 |
| #3 | felix | +1.06 | 79 | 44 |
| #4 | teey | +0.79 | 70 | 22 |
| #5 | player27 | +0.62 | 48 | 49 |





