








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1816 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 873 matches | ||
| Wingman | 121 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 168 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12478 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,291 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9561 | 23% |
| Smokes | 10861 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 12419 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 9450 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,992,821 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2891 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | KEVTTER | 50% | 205 |
| #8 | sMoKe'a'Dee | 50% | 203 |
| #9 | .dNL! | 49% | 271 |
| #10 | 普雷斯利先生™ | 48% | 339 |
| #11 | hittn | 44% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | odmBICEPS | 1587 | 0.18 | 43 min |
| #2 | .dNL! | 1051 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #3 | 普雷斯利先生™ | 971 | 0.15 | 26 min |
| #4 | sMoKe'a'Dee | 662 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #5 | trainertom17 | 576 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .dNL! | +1.20 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | ✪ HeaDLesS | +1.04 | 82 | 70 |
| #3 | trainertom17 | +0.84 | 69 | 74 |
| #4 | odmBICEPS | +0.79 | 56 | 78 |
| #5 | KEVTTER | +0.01 | 63 | 61 |





