








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2877 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2689 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3713 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2134 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2138 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,101 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 828 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | у2к | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | coldFireJuice | 59% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | у2к | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | coldFireJuice | 59% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coldFireJuice | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | у2к | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coldFireJuice | 83 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | у2к | 82 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coldFireJuice | +1.45 | 63 | 52 |
| #2 | у2к | +1.44 | 64 | 66 |
| #3 | vel | +0.34 | 48 | 59 |





