








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 951 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5824 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6012 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7556 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4961 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,167,142 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪scully🗲 | 416 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | ElecTa | 383 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | Certified Lover Boy | 124 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Fl1p | 102 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | chaNce | 57 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nani#wallhacks.ru | +3.40 | 64 | 67 |
| #2 | ElecTa | +2.09 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | ✪scully🗲 | +2.02 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | Fl1p | -0.17 | 68 | 72 |
| #5 | Yapper | -2.29 | 48 | 51 |





