








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1211 | 44% |
| Smokes | 694 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 533 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 312 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $152,965 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Woodlez | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Rugals | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | 1x | 41% | 96 |
| #4 | Zack | 26% | 39 |
| #5 | Swift Timber | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1x | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Zack | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Italian Meme | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1x | 120 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | Zack | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Swift Timber | 19 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Italian Meme | 8 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Rugals | 8 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1x | +1.91 | 52 | 35 |
| #2 | Woodlez | +0.44 | 51 | 26 |
| #3 | Rugals | -0.04 | 65 | 22 |
| #4 | Zack | -0.34 | 39 | 20 |
| #5 | enzo | -0.65 | 64 | 51 |





