








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 838 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 542 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3277 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5213 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5324 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4281 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,996,275 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sllleet | 52% | 342 |
| #2 | mos | 49% | 86 |
| #3 | m2k | 49% | 82 |
| #4 | Yock | 38% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sllleet | 52% | 342 |
| #2 | mos | 49% | 86 |
| #3 | m2k | 49% | 82 |
| #4 | Yock | 38% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sllleet | 17 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | mos | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mos | 237 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Sllleet | 200 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #3 | m2k | 119 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Yock | 41 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wololo | +1.54 | 78 | 54 |
| #2 | Sllleet | +0.01 | 64 | 52 |
| #3 | mos | -0.13 | 73 | 66 |
| #4 | Yock | -0.17 | 72 | 37 |
| #5 | m2k | -1.61 | 73 | 55 |





