








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 569 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 209 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1299 | 12% |
| Smokes | 4210 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 3249 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1691 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,737,544 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1584 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smH | +3.14 | 66 | 60 |
| #2 | sbK | +2.76 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | ⌜ Gin ⌝ | +2.76 | 62 | 69 |
| #4 | ShiniX | +2.54 | 80 | 68 |
| #5 | Sgt | +1.68 | 71 | 55 |





