








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,641 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1380 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1056 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 956 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1249 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $504,810 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLÄÄTIGO f0rsm4n | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Унга Бунга | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | FLÄÄTIGO DJ Orvar ツ | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | PRIPPÄ Joh4nzzon ツ | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | FLÄÄTIGO ("GustavssoN") ツ | 50% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Унга Бунга | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | FLÄÄTIGO DJ Orvar ツ | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | PRIPPÄ Joh4nzzon ツ | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | FLÄÄTIGO ("GustavssoN") ツ | 50% | 54 |
| #6 | FLÄÄTIGO Busse BT (FuFu<3) | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLÄÄTIGO DJ Orvar ツ | 4 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | FLÄÄTIGO ("GustavssoN") ツ | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Унга Бунга | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | PRIPPÄ Joh4nzzon ツ | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | FLÄÄTIGO f0rsm4n | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLÄÄTIGO DJ Orvar ツ | 100 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #2 | FLÄÄTIGO ("GustavssoN") ツ | 99 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Унга Бунга | 69 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | PRIPPÄ Joh4nzzon ツ | 64 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | FLÄÄTIGO f0rsm4n | 24 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLÄÄTIGO DJ Orvar ツ | +5.80 | 87 | 54 |
| #2 | FLÄÄTIGO Busse BT (FuFu<3) | +2.80 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | PRIPPÄ Joh4nzzon ツ | +0.83 | 77 | 55 |
| #4 | Унга Бунга | +0.47 | 61 | 56 |
| #5 | FLÄÄTIGO ("GustavssoN") ツ | +0.30 | 69 | 62 |





