








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 701 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 122 matches | ||
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2899 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3792 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4315 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5224 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,561,762 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 358 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ CloudBorne | +2.69 | 46 | 49 |
| #2 | xRandingo | +2.19 | 73 | 47 |
| #3 | Torpid Squirrel | +1.72 | 33 | 29 |
| #4 | Dopam1neDemon | +0.00 | 16 | 27 |
| #5 | PROX | -0.14 | 31 | 33 |





