








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1220 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2150 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1828 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1466 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,790 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2573 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osq | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Pennaw | 61% | 139 |
| #3 | Leku | 61% | 141 |
| #4 | oikka | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | L1be | 52% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leku | 18 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Pennaw | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | L1be | 6 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | oikka | 3 | 0.0194 |
| #5 | osq | 2 | 0.0114 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leku | +3.22 | 94 | 59 |
| #2 | Buhrain Casino | +1.84 | 69 | 55 |
| #3 | osq | +1.30 | 90 | 41 |
| #4 | Pennaw | +0.55 | 73 | 64 |
| #5 | L1be | +0.44 | 62 | 62 |





