








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1841 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 526 matches | ||
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8853 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,683 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5588 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6094 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6006 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4995 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,952,394 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6605 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Shamone | 58% | 158 |
| #6 | 30hz 60" plasma tv user | 57% | 122 |
| #7 | Contra™ | 52% | 63 |
| #8 | Spork | 52% | 48 |
| #9 | Lawzy | 52% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shamone | 24 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Tanker | 12 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Lawzy | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Contra™ | 7 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Big D Papa G | 6 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shamone | +3.49 | 61 | 52 |
| #2 | CheetaH | +3.13 | 79 | 75 |
| #3 | Tanker | +1.89 | 73 | 50 |
| #4 | Gypsyy | +1.86 | 68 | 52 |
| #5 | Big D Papa G | +1.81 | 73 | 64 |





