








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1145 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1398 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 861 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1070 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $393,516 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabi_31 | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Envyhihihi | 66% | 41 |
| #3 | ✞ PlesS ♔ | 60% | 45 |
| #4 | Nudls | 59% | 79 |
| #5 | BiKo | 53% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1/15 | 8 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | BiKo | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | chronos | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Envyhihihi | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | ✞ PlesS ♔ | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BiKo | 205 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | Envyhihihi | 176 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | ✞ PlesS ♔ | 166 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | chronos | 147 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Nudls | 68 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✞ PlesS ♔ | +3.98 | 74 | 74 |
| #2 | MiamiDarryl ☘ | +3.50 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | Fabi_31 | +1.70 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | 1/15 | +0.45 | 83 | 45 |
| #5 | chronos | -0.13 | 64 | 72 |





