








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,125 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1847 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1827 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2469 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1982 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $407,679 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigDaddy | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | 𝓁𝒶𝒽𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓃 | 49% | 92 |
| #3 | miiCah | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | 🎧✩SpeedySbyyde🎧✩ | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigDaddy | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | 𝓁𝒶𝒽𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓃 | 49% | 92 |
| #3 | miiCah | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | 🎧✩SpeedySbyyde🎧✩ | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓁𝒶𝒽𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓃 | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | 🎧✩SpeedySbyyde🎧✩ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | BigDaddy | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓁𝒶𝒽𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓃 | 359 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | 🎧✩SpeedySbyyde🎧✩ | 97 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | BigDaddy | 93 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | miiCah | 58 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Ville | +1.18 | 69 | 56 |
| #2 | 🎧✩SpeedySbyyde🎧✩ | -1.11 | 54 | 68 |
| #3 | BigDaddy | -1.19 | 24 | 68 |
| #4 | 𝓁𝒶𝒽𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓃 | -1.21 | 54 | 61 |
| #5 | miiCah | -2.35 | 46 | 60 |





