








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 350 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4758 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 835 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1589 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2042 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1563 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,967,588 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 567 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex | 56% | 50 |
| #2 | ₳†φм of L☹VE | 55% | 60 |
| #3 | Supremacy17 TTV | 51% | 237 |
| #4 | Spectrum Hysthos Ancêtres fiers | 49% | 200 |
| #5 | CAT (war) | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Supremacy17 TTV | 51% | 237 |
| #4 | Spectrum Hysthos Ancêtres fiers | 49% | 200 |
| #5 | CAT (war) | 47% | 30 |
| #6 | Chamolix | 47% | 135 |
| #7 | Michael Scarn | 45% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Supremacy17 TTV | 17 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Spectrum Hysthos Ancêtres fiers | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Chamolix | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Alex | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Michael Scarn | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spectrum Hysthos Ancêtres fiers | 1159 | 0.27 | 30 min |
| #2 | Supremacy17 TTV | 578 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | Chamolix | 403 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | ₳†φм of L☹VE | 228 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | Alex | 199 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex | +4.54 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | CAT (war) | +2.75 | 76 | 42 |
| #3 | slow milk | +2.31 | 87 | 35 |
| #4 | Supremacy17 TTV | -0.53 | 71 | 54 |
| #5 | Spectrum Hysthos Ancêtres fiers | -0.90 | 66 | 69 |





