








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,969 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1528 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1106 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1617 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 718 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,146,901 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xWzuuuu | 56% | 55 |
| #2 | The White Death | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | jorislecon | 49% | 92 |
| #4 | Vixuzs | 46% | 92 |
| #5 | PF LA TRIX | 44% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xWzuuuu | 56% | 55 |
| #2 | The White Death | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | jorislecon | 49% | 92 |
| #4 | Vixuzs | 46% | 92 |
| #5 | PF LA TRIX | 44% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jorislecon | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | PF LA TRIX | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Vixuzs | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | xWzuuuu | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | The White Death | 3 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PF LA TRIX | 419 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Vixuzs | 360 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | xWzuuuu | 136 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | jorislecon | 106 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | The White Death | 70 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koggen | +2.44 | 53 | 40 |
| #2 | The White Death | +2.03 | 68 | 47 |
| #3 | Vixuzs | +0.56 | 37 | 63 |
| #4 | PF LA TRIX | -1.29 | 55 | 59 |
| #5 | xWzuuuu | -1.84 | 31 | 45 |





