








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 506 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6303 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4605 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2840 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2861 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,637,919 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twozza | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | Ewok | 56% | 43 |
| #3 | ouv | 52% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twozza | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | Ewok | 56% | 43 |
| #3 | ouv | 52% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ouv | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Twozza | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Ewok | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ouv | 114 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Twozza | 49 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ewok | 39 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twozza | +1.95 | 72 | 70 |
| #2 | Ewok | +0.99 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | Auxeriel | +0.27 | 42 | 53 |
| #4 | ouv | -3.03 | 40 | 41 |





