








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
469 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 911 | 28% |
| Smokes | 976 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 708 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 697 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $400,281 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loxy | 53% | 116 |
| #2 | He is my waifu | 49% | 135 |
| #3 | Regnooby | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loxy | 53% | 116 |
| #2 | He is my waifu | 49% | 135 |
| #3 | Regnooby | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | He is my waifu | 14 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | loxy | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Regnooby | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loxy | 772 | 0.34 | 18 min |
| #2 | He is my waifu | 721 | 0.27 | 16 min |
| #3 | Regnooby | 157 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loxy | +5.04 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | He is my waifu | +4.79 | 86 | 70 |
| #3 | Regnooby | -3.31 | 33 | 48 |
| #4 | Gaet_MSR | -7.27 | 30 | 44 |





