








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 169 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,870 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5906 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4876 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2801 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4287 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $490,600 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _3_B33R_ | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | iMichiZ | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Açé | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Verdammte Aggst | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | mimo | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _3_B33R_ | 257 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | Verdammte Aggst | 176 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | iMichiZ | 144 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Açé | 116 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gargano | 89 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luka Modrić | +3.21 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | Açé | +2.38 | 60 | 67 |
| #3 | mimo | +1.23 | 55 | 57 |
| #4 | Gargano | +0.94 | 70 | 65 |
| #5 | Cranki | +0.82 | 70 | 67 |





