








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 493 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3103 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3062 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2256 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2092 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $907,256 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | savage | 43% | 104 |
| #3 | koksuli | 42% | 120 |
| #4 | KARHUKOV | 40% | 132 |
| #5 | Altsy | 39% | 18 |
| #6 | aku | 38% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KARHUKOV | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | aku | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | koksuli | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | savage | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koksuli | 547 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | savage | 515 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #3 | KARHUKOV | 371 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | aku | 323 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | Altsy | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | savage | +1.38 | 72 | 72 |
| #2 | aku | +0.74 | 64 | 68 |
| #3 | koksuli | -0.16 | 54 | 79 |
| #4 | Lil Tony | -0.57 | 65 | 61 |
| #5 | KARHUKOV | -1.03 | 42 | 68 |





