








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 654 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 413 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4399 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4648 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4968 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4604 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,312,818 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 465 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benni | 11 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | pr0t | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Dennis the menace | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | nanaki | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | -bot- | 4 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benni | 820 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #2 | -bot- | 438 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | pr0t | 438 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | erDi | 309 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | nanaki | 285 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nanaki | +2.38 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | benni | +2.31 | 74 | 65 |
| #3 | -bot- | +0.70 | 67 | 75 |
| #4 | keek- | -0.08 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | pr0t | -0.55 | 73 | 65 |





