








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4754 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2049 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3370 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4275 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3540 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,410,920 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astap | 61% | 216 |
| #2 | othano | 57% | 280 |
| #3 | KRAKED | 55% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astap | 61% | 216 |
| #2 | othano | 57% | 280 |
| #3 | KRAKED | 55% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | othano | 19 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | KRAKED | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Astap | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | othano | 785 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #2 | Astap | 385 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #3 | KRAKED | 331 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astap | +1.63 | 70 | 63 |
| #2 | othano | +1.20 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | franck-66550 | +0.95 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | KRAKED | +0.26 | 74 | 67 |





