








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 565 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 172 | 30% |
| Smokes | 195 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 49 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 149 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $78,415 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pesulakarhu | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | 王啓年 | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Musta | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | :^) | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Forsti | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Ilmastonmuuttaja | 29% | 24 |
| #10 | Tomppeli Taistelija | 25% | 4 |
| #11 | noei | 17% | 6 |
| #12 | 𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕦 | 0% | 2 |
| #13 | Henkkaletka65 | 0% | 3 |





