








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 324 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 149 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15379 | 42% |
| Smokes | 7302 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 9597 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4323 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,276,377 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1863 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghand1sFl1pflop | 58% | 218 |
| #2 | Wouh | 57% | 308 |
| #3 | Idle Kers | 55% | 49 |
| #4 | Iqbal Patel | 54% | 263 |
| #5 | UncleFester155 | 53% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iqbal Patel | 1596 | 0.31 | 30 min |
| #2 | Wouh | 980 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #3 | Ghand1sFl1pflop | 513 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #4 | Idle Kers | 107 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | SpeedAndPowerPEEK | 100 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VP_SHOOTER | +3.23 | 72 | 70 |
| #2 | Iqbal Patel | +2.80 | 65 | 46 |
| #3 | Wouh | +2.13 | 65 | 69 |
| #4 | Ghand1sFl1pflop | +2.11 | 52 | 48 |
| #5 | UncleFester155 | -0.35 | 75 | 49 |





