








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
421 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 135 | 14% |
| Smokes | 246 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 353 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 254 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $258,436 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 11 | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | Daimand | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | Kvazimodo | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 11 | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | Daimand | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | Kvazimodo | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 11 | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Kvazimodo | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Daimand | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kvazimodo | 117 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | 11 | 96 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Daimand | 14 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 11 | +3.10 | 78 | 61 |
| #2 | Daimand | +2.34 | 69 | 32 |
| #3 | Kvazimodo | -1.14 | 60 | 53 |
| #4 | ♿p4tzo♿ | -1.28 | 42 | 43 |





