








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4081 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2358 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3710 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2942 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3136 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,418,178 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | EnterNewName | 45% | 219 |
| #3 | Shingo Shoji(B16A Engine Glazer) | 43% | 237 |
| #4 | Nate Breezy | 40% | 35 |
| #5 | Zecke | 39% | 28 |
| #6 | ♧Cassidy♤ | 36% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shingo Shoji(B16A Engine Glazer) | 400 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | EnterNewName | 278 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Nate Breezy | 137 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | ♧Cassidy♤ | 116 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Zecke | 79 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShiroTaiyaki | +0.99 | 52 | 53 |
| #2 | Nate Breezy | -0.13 | 46 | 61 |
| #3 | EnterNewName | -0.89 | 30 | 35 |
| #4 | Zecke | -1.08 | 21 | 33 |
| #5 | Shingo Shoji(B16A Engine Glazer) | -1.38 | 40 | 43 |





