








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2006 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2537 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2430 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2180 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2347 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,684 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b3nnyF | 74% | 38 |
| #2 | Gokkeblomst | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | w0bz | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | Moelmer | 61% | 33 |
| #5 | Mammut | 61% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✯phoenix✯ | 208 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | B8tman | 157 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Gokkeblomst | 140 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mammut | 105 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | ʈιηz †웃 | 95 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zick | +4.79 | 90 | 76 |
| #2 | b3nnyF | +2.94 | 74 | 72 |
| #3 | damien | +2.74 | 78 | 74 |
| #4 | Gokkeblomst | +1.65 | 65 | 68 |
| #5 | w0bz | +1.62 | 75 | 67 |





