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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
717 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,485 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1153 | 46% |
| Smokes | 445 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 314 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 573 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $147,427 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bary ばりー | 8 | 0.0447 |
| #2 | ‧₊˚✧His Tower✧˚₊ | 7 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | [ BM ] TOKITA | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | [ BM ] FROSTBYTE | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Loxyrus | 1 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [ BM ] TOKITA | 96 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | [ BM ] Koki<3 | 57 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | [ BM ] FROSTBYTE | 54 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bary ばりー | 36 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #5 | WalkingDeath | 16 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [ BM ] Koki<3 | +4.62 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | [ BM ] FROSTBYTE | +2.35 | 66 | 75 |
| #3 | [ BM ] TOKITA | +2.19 | 37 | 52 |
| #4 | Bary ばりー | +1.81 | 73 | 26 |
| #5 | WalkingDeath | +1.39 | 78 | 53 |





