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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,687 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 396 | 15% |
| Smokes | 429 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1326 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 536 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $558,536 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ewanbb | 49% | 67 |
| #2 | WALTUAH | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | aski | 46% | 98 |
| #4 | Buiruc | 44% | 70 |
| #5 | manoツ | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buiruc | 373 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #2 | aski | 305 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Ewanbb | 181 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Aj | 135 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | manoツ | 83 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aski | +8.45 | 68 | 73 |
| #2 | Ewanbb | +2.50 | 65 | 55 |
| #3 | scrd | +1.24 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | Buiruc | -0.04 | 47 | 53 |
| #5 | melko | -0.72 | 51 | 42 |





