








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
863 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 425 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1147 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1847 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1333 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $472,777 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrankTheTank | 52% | 84 |
| #2 | AweCat | 51% | 113 |
| #3 | Grrr Nades!! | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/piesank | 50% | 112 |
| #5 | KinkyWizzard | 46% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrankTheTank | 52% | 84 |
| #2 | AweCat | 51% | 113 |
| #3 | Grrr Nades!! | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/piesank | 50% | 112 |
| #5 | KinkyWizzard | 46% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/piesank | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | AweCat | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | FrankTheTank | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | KinkyWizzard | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Grrr Nades!! | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AweCat | 318 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | KinkyWizzard | 212 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | twitch.tv/piesank | 178 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | FrankTheTank | 169 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Grrr Nades!! | 14 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KinkyWizzard | +1.32 | 26 | 52 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/piesank | +1.13 | 46 | 68 |
| #3 | AweCat | +0.13 | 16 | 67 |
| #4 | FrankTheTank | -0.04 | 20 | 68 |
| #5 | Grrr Nades!! | -1.94 | 13 | 27 |





