








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Faceit | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11124 | 33% |
| Smokes | 7887 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7453 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6932 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,638,302 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 898 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lilkreutz | 57% | 74 |
| #2 | Hugh Mungus | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | ToxicCannoli | 52% | 145 |
| #4 | NoVa | 51% | 113 |
| #5 | nLmbjay0 | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToxicCannoli | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | nLmbjay0 | 5 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | lilkreutz | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Lit | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | NoVa | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoVa | +3.32 | 77 | 57 |
| #2 | Shorty | +2.30 | 66 | 66 |
| #3 | ToxicCannoli | +0.40 | 80 | 56 |
| #4 | Hugh Mungus | +0.30 | 54 | 43 |
| #5 | lilkreutz | -0.82 | 59 | 57 |





