








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1822 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1650 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2023 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1953 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $694,287 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Helppoojakivaa | 6 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | vekseli64 | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Spederik | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | FAKKURIINI<3 | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | EdgyAF | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FAKKURIINI<3 | 134 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | EdgyAF | 107 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Helppoojakivaa | 84 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Spederik | 76 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Juse | 71 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAVE FAIJANEN | +8.98 | 74 | 77 |
| #2 | Spederik | +4.27 | 62 | 72 |
| #3 | Helppoojakivaa | +3.50 | 54 | 69 |
| #4 | FAKKURIINI<3 | +1.34 | 63 | 76 |
| #5 | EdgyAF | +1.15 | 52 | 59 |





