








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
987 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 631 | 25% |
| Smokes | 518 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 622 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 729 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $497,362 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g0ddeN | 66% | 58 |
| #2 | Kiwi | 64% | 45 |
| #3 | Rivalski | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | nakuuuu | 60% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g0ddeN | 66% | 58 |
| #2 | Kiwi | 64% | 45 |
| #3 | Rivalski | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | nakuuuu | 60% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g0ddeN | 6 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | nakuuuu | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Kiwi | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nakuuuu | 417 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #2 | g0ddeN | 282 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #3 | Kiwi | 156 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Rivalski | 20 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiwi | +1.97 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | g0ddeN | +1.48 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | nakuuuu | +1.03 | 82 | 64 |
| #4 | Rivalski | +0.07 | 56 | 48 |
| #5 | zNoteck | -1.18 | 67 | 48 |





