








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1068 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12533 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,436 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4693 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5773 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 11320 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 4650 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,820,996 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | leoLambo | 49% | 279 |
| #10 | Joe | 48% | 71 |
| #11 | Waldkatze aka Gunslee | 48% | 82 |
| #12 | 4|2$CHL0CH!!! | 45% | 91 |
| #13 | 2ill4u | 44% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moryspooks | +2.34 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | CRUNCH | +1.45 | 52 | 75 |
| #3 | 2ill4u | +1.19 | 61 | 64 |
| #4 | dnjl | +0.59 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | yuicccy | +0.52 | 68 | 77 |





