








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
835 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 72 | 16% |
| Smokes | 150 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 122 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 98 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $106,169 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | traviii | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | vas | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | SlipperyVas | 47% | 43 |
| #4 | Bot V | 45% | 85 |
| #5 | KeeganVeegan | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | traviii | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | vas | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | SlipperyVas | 47% | 43 |
| #4 | Bot V | 45% | 85 |
| #5 | KeeganVeegan | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot V | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | KeeganVeegan | 3 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | traviii | 2 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot V | 73 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | traviii | 19 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #3 | KeeganVeegan | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | SlipperyVas | 12 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SlipperyVas | +5.17 | 81 | 37 |
| #2 | traviii | +2.56 | 53 | 37 |
| #3 | vas | -0.42 | 70 | 30 |
| #4 | arechawla | -2.01 | 42 | 9 |
| #5 | Bot V | -3.35 | 19 | 22 |





