








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 798 | 32% |
| Smokes | 948 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 353 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 364 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,748 of utility $38 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super Max | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | willi der wingl | 40% | 42 |
| #3 | Kloppe | 40% | 43 |
| #4 | Gh0st | 32% | 28 |
| #5 | Taja | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kloppe | 76 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | willi der wingl | 41 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Gh0st | 27 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Super Max | 24 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super Max | +6.14 | 83 | 48 |
| #2 | Kloppe | +3.23 | 66 | 50 |
| #3 | Gh0st | +2.05 | 82 | 34 |
| #4 | willi der wingl | -0.86 | 51 | 38 |
| #5 | silveryanni | -2.06 | 22 | 37 |





