








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 969 | 21% |
| Smokes | 681 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2276 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 698 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $668,923 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h k N | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | BuTch | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | skilleR | 48% | 247 |
| #4 | Melia | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | .#xiQ | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skilleR | 829 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | BuTch | 165 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | .#xiQ | 77 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Butzemaus | 65 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | h k N | 45 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BuTch | +5.49 | 74 | 65 |
| #2 | skilleR | +4.25 | 73 | 74 |
| #3 | .#xiQ | +2.91 | 65 | 67 |
| #4 | Menderes | -1.31 | 30 | 29 |
| #5 | h k N | -1.63 | 42 | 41 |





