








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2216 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1950 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2692 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2060 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1616 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $757,653 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kabi | 79% | 28 |
| #2 | Season | 75% | 20 |
| #3 | ✪ BleyeX | 67% | 114 |
| #4 | Paketeman | 54% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kabi | 79% | 28 |
| #2 | Season | 75% | 20 |
| #3 | ✪ BleyeX | 67% | 114 |
| #4 | Paketeman | 54% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ BleyeX | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Season | 3 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Kabi | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Paketeman | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ BleyeX | 275 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Paketeman | 152 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kabi | 68 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Season | 60 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Season | +2.24 | 72 | 48 |
| #2 | Kabi | +2.08 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | Mothxs | +2.08 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | ✪ BleyeX | +1.25 | 74 | 66 |
| #5 | Paketeman | +0.22 | 52 | 56 |





