








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 537 | 25% |
| Smokes | 499 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 584 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 509 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $249,456 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ | 61% | 183 |
| #8 | ♥ | 60% | 162 |
| #9 | Flumsy | 57% | 176 |
| #10 | Nuttyrat | 54% | 26 |
| #11 | ~w | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ | 51 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | ♥ | 47 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | Flumsy | 13 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | vlone2x | 8 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | ~w | 8 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flumsy | +4.30 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | JucyFrut | +3.22 | 82 | 18 |
| #3 | vlone2x | +1.86 | 80 | 11 |
| #4 | Nuttyrat | +1.63 | 83 | 40 |
| #5 | Matt Raul | +1.17 | 67 | 64 |





